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Marlborough Folk

Rock Salt
Peppers
Truffle Oil
Mushrooms
Red Onion …..
Bananas

You know when you are in the Marlborough branch of Waitrose when you find a list like this. ROCK SALT????? TRUFFLE OIL???
What kind of a lunch is that, I bet these people don’t even know Greggs exists!

Cheesy baps

Trumps

Red onions
Walnuts
Prune juice
Laxative tablets

First date

Number Nutter

1 ) James Wellbeing
2 ) Wine
4 ) Coffee
5 ) Flowers
6 ) Kitchen Towel
7 ) Floor Cleaner
8 ) Toilet Duck

9) Remember about the number 3
10) Profit

1 Title of Post, 1 Image of Shopping List.

1 BOTTLE LEMONADE
1 MEDICINE
1 CHICKEN SOUP
1 OXTAIL SOUP
2 PINTS MILK
1 GINSTERS PASTY
WENSDAY

It worries me deeply that a man who has to write the quantity of things required when they are below 2. This is also the man who appears to be looking after a sick mother/auntie….. I think we should probably start looking out for her on the local news.

IBS Relief

Paté br Dld
Courgettes x 3
Basil Plant
Avocado
Something for lunch for Jl!!
Tofu

All those courgettes are going to play havoc with your bowels love. Calm it down.

Backy and Papers

Meat sandwiches
Pineapple
Backy
Papers
KY
Voellca

In two minds

Evil Side
Wedges
Pizza
Scorn
Peppers

Good Side
Salad
Coleslaw
Ice Cream
P cake

Start looking for this nutter on the rolling news now!