Category Archives: Self Satisified Yoghurt Eating Liberals

IBS Relief

Paté br Dld Courgettes x 3 Basil Plant Avocado Something for lunch for Jl!! Tofu All those courgettes are going to play havoc with your bowels love. Calm it down.

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Bloody hippies

Yoghurt Beans Salmon Bananas Raspberries Bloody hippies. Get a job. I’m sick of this sort, loitering around waitrose in their festival trousers, mulling over quinoa and mung beans. Get some good honest pork chops and a can of tenants down … Continue reading

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Note to self: Breathe in and out

Look at this little idiot. He’s been sent to the shops by his overbearing mother with a freshly scrawled note. Ingredients fine, not a problem. It’s the subtext reminding little Bertie to drink water or else he will shrivel and … Continue reading

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Tom ate Toes

A beautiful symphony to the liberal, guardian reading, sandal wearing people of the world. But, as you may have spotted, all is not well. Unfortunately Mrs Mung Bean might not be all she seems. Tomatoe? TOMATOE? I imagine she gorges … Continue reading

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Fishy Nutmeg

Yoghurt? Fruit? Avocado? Whats wrong with a little bit of bacon and a lovely piece of fried bread? eh? Little Miss Bloody Granuaid[sic] reading, Sandal Wearing, Tofu Grilling, Avocado Peeling, goody two shoes! I imagine when she gets home she’ll … Continue reading

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