Category Archives: Self Satisified Yoghurt Eating Liberals
Paté br Dld Courgettes x 3 Basil Plant Avocado Something for lunch for Jl!! Tofu All those courgettes are going to play havoc with your bowels love. Calm it down.
Yoghurt Beans Salmon Bananas Raspberries Bloody hippies. Get a job. I’m sick of this sort, loitering around waitrose in their festival trousers, mulling over quinoa and mung beans. Get some good honest pork chops and a can of tenants down … Continue reading
Look at this little idiot. He’s been sent to the shops by his overbearing mother with a freshly scrawled note. Ingredients fine, not a problem. It’s the subtext reminding little Bertie to drink water or else he will shrivel and … Continue reading
A beautiful symphony to the liberal, guardian reading, sandal wearing people of the world. But, as you may have spotted, all is not well. Unfortunately Mrs Mung Bean might not be all she seems. Tomatoe? TOMATOE? I imagine she gorges … Continue reading