Category Archives: Poor Spelling

Number Nutter

1 ) James Wellbeing 2 ) Wine 4 ) Coffee 5 ) Flowers 6 ) Kitchen Towel 7 ) Floor Cleaner 8 ) Toilet Duck 9) Remember about the number 3 10) Profit Advertisements

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1 Title of Post, 1 Image of Shopping List.

1 BOTTLE LEMONADE 1 MEDICINE 1 CHICKEN SOUP 1 OXTAIL SOUP 2 PINTS MILK 1 GINSTERS PASTY WENSDAY It worries me deeply that a man who has to write the quantity of things required when they are below 2. This … Continue reading

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Scruffy bastard

  Mash Pot Piza £1 Coins Dog Food White Sliced Beans J.P Tuna 2 Milk Tuna Shuffling along with his fecal stained grey joggers on, Craig is a scruffy sight. Poor bugger can’t even remember if he put Tuna on … Continue reading

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Bannanas

Calpol Wet wipes Milk Fags Bannanas

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Tom ate Toes

A beautiful symphony to the liberal, guardian reading, sandal wearing people of the world. But, as you may have spotted, all is not well. Unfortunately Mrs Mung Bean might not be all she seems. Tomatoe? TOMATOE? I imagine she gorges … Continue reading

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Pointy Cabbage

I think a northerner has wandered in to my local Waitrose by mistake. Poor fellow trying to fit in by ordering ‘Anchorvies’ and what he imagines to be posh greens like ‘Pointy cabbage’. He clearly lets himself down when it … Continue reading

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