Shuffling along with his fecal stained grey joggers on, Craig is a scruffy sight. Poor bugger can’t even remember if he put Tuna on the list!
Craig do us all a favour and stick some Persil on there next time. Oh and don’t forget the TUNA!!
Found on different days…
Posted in Second Coming
Steady on love, I know you’ve only got 4 years left but there’s no need to live like Keith bloody moon! Special k and lettuce? Is that to cover up for the pint of cream later on? Or is that cream for the 30 cats that live in your piss ridden bungalow?
Drugs, wine and luckys? Ladies watch out this particular mentalist is hitting town!
4 x chopped tomatoes
1 1/2 leg lamb diced
1/2 pint natural yoghurt
2 red onions
2 ” chillies
NO SALAD NEEDED!!!
Bloody hippies. Get a job. I’m sick of this sort, loitering around waitrose in their festival trousers, mulling over quinoa and mung beans. Get some good honest pork chops and a can of tenants down you like the rest of us. Or are you too busy at pilates?
Someone is venturing to the world of curry! Quick pop the poo paper in the fridge!
Skinless boneless thighs
Tikka masala paste
Baby leaf spinach
PPPPHHHHHWWWWOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR! PHWOAAAR!! PHWOAAAARRRRR!!!!!! PPPHHHHHHWWWWOOOOAAAAaaaaarrRRRRRR!!! PPHHHWOOOOAAARRRRR!!!! PPPPHHHWWWWOOOOAAAAARRRRRR! PHWOAAAR!! PHWOAAAARRRRR!!!!!! PPPHHHHHHWWWWOOOOAAAAaaaaarrRRRRRR!!! PPHHHWOOOOAAARRRRR!!!! PPPPHHHHHWWWWOOOOooooAARRRRRR! PHWOAAAR!! PHWOAAAARRRRR!!!!!! PPPHWWOAAAAaaaaarrRRRRRR!!! PPHHHWOOOOAAARRRRR!!!! PHWOAAAR!! PHWOAAAR!! PHWOAAAR!!
p.s I still want to know how much the onions weighed!
- 1000g Breasts
- 100g Mushrooms
- 1000g Rhubarb
- 200g Greek Yoghurt
- 300ml Thick Cream
Look at this little idiot. He’s been sent to the shops by his overbearing mother with a freshly scrawled note. Ingredients fine, not a problem. It’s the subtext reminding little Bertie to drink water or else he will shrivel and perish that I find objectionable, forgetful little twerp:
- Dbl Cream
- Drink water