Category Archives: Mentals
1 ) James Wellbeing 2 ) Wine 4 ) Coffee 5 ) Flowers 6 ) Kitchen Towel 7 ) Floor Cleaner 8 ) Toilet Duck 9) Remember about the number 3 10) Profit
1 BOTTLE LEMONADE 1 MEDICINE 1 CHICKEN SOUP 1 OXTAIL SOUP 2 PINTS MILK 1 GINSTERS PASTY WENSDAY It worries me deeply that a man who has to write the quantity of things required when they are below 2. This … Continue reading
Evil Side Wedges Pizza Scorn Peppers Good Side Salad Coleslaw Ice Cream P cake Start looking for this nutter on the rolling news now!
Mash Pot Piza £1 Coins Dog Food White Sliced Beans J.P Tuna 2 Milk Tuna Shuffling along with his fecal stained grey joggers on, Craig is a scruffy sight. Poor bugger can’t even remember if he put Tuna on … Continue reading
Calpol Wet wipes Milk Fags Bannanas
Wine Paper Strawberry milk Drugs Dressing Luckys Drugs, wine and luckys? Ladies watch out this particular mentalist is hitting town!
Look at this little idiot. He’s been sent to the shops by his overbearing mother with a freshly scrawled note. Ingredients fine, not a problem. It’s the subtext reminding little Bertie to drink water or else he will shrivel and … Continue reading
Right, only two scenarios are possible here: 1. THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!! Uncle Lenny cuddled someone too hard again, so hard in fact that there’s blood on the windows, I think they forgot the lime to melt down the body. … Continue reading
I dont like where this one is going. A small tub of pills, a crate of Becks lager and a last meal (small of course you wouldnt want too much mess)… Small Tub Pills Becks Meal — Small