Category Archives: Frustrated Old bats

Number Nutter

1 ) James Wellbeing 2 ) Wine 4 ) Coffee 5 ) Flowers 6 ) Kitchen Towel 7 ) Floor Cleaner 8 ) Toilet Duck 9) Remember about the number 3 10) Profit

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Safe and simple

Lettuce Special k Milk Cream Bread Steady on love, I know you’ve only got 4 years left but there’s no need to live like Keith bloody moon! Special k and lettuce? Is that to cover up for the pint of … Continue reading

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Delhi belly!

Dehli belly! Someone is venturing to the world of curry! Quick pop the poo paper in the fridge! Onion Skinless boneless thighs Tikka masala paste Veg stock? Rice Baby leaf spinach Popps Nan Poo paper Milk

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2 Scenarios

Right, only two scenarios are possible here: 1. THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!! Uncle Lenny cuddled someone too hard again, so hard in fact that there’s blood on the windows, I think they forgot the lime to melt down the body. … Continue reading

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Rudolph the objectionable reindeer

It’s not the list that’s objectionable by any means here, it’s a textbook list, fine. It’s the glittery Rudolph card that lurks beneath that is abhorent in every way: Meals Yoghurt Orange Juice Milk Potatoes Wine

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Old Fashioned Contempt

On the face of it this reads like a sweet list for a kind old dear. But the cracks soon begin to show. The resentment from the author of the list towards Nan is clear. I see a middle aged … Continue reading

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Something for him

More of a stream of conscious than a list. Here’s a thought, as for the ‘something for him’ why not let him have a go on your dusty old chuff: Fathers Day Card Birthday Card Present for him Something for … Continue reading

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Spotty cry for help

Nothing says ‘menopause’ quite like this spotty paper. I can almost guarantee that the author of the list was wearing a gleaming set of multi coloured Doc Martens: Laundry Detergent Cornmeal Limes Canned Tomatoes Sour Cream Meatballs Pork Ribs Salad … Continue reading

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Mrs Brown

Mrs Brown, loves a bit of excitement. Clearly, I mean a can of lager, steady on love don’t pop a knocker: Butter Milk Cereals Ham Crisps A can of lager Silver foil Cheese

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