Right, only two scenarios are possible here:
1. THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!! Uncle Lenny cuddled someone too hard again, so hard in fact that there’s blood on the windows, I think they forgot the lime to melt down the body.
2. Two beautiful ladies limber up, get into their bikinis, clamber into the paddling pool and proceed to wrestle in MARMALADE and MILK… a lorry full of MILK whilst grown men chant and exchange money. Come 1am when all the punters have left, out come Marjorie, she tuts and shakes her head as she scrubs the marmalade and milk consumé from the walls and windows, poor Marjorie:
- Window Cleaner
- Bing Bags
- Milk Container (Lorry)