Tom ate Toes

A beautiful symphony to the liberal, guardian reading, sandal wearing people of the world.

But, as you may have spotted, all is not well. Unfortunately Mrs Mung Bean might not be all she seems. Tomatoe? TOMATOE? I imagine she gorges her little stomach on McVeal and McFois Gras Burgers before speeding off to purge her soul by buying sacks and sacks of Quinoa and Mung Beans from the nearest Wholefoods shop:

  • Veggie Bacon
  • Tomatoe
  • Breaded Fish
  • Cucumber
  • Red Onions
  • Peppers
  • Brown Bread
  • Delia’s Cheat Flan Case x 3
  • Non-Bio Powder
  • UHT Cream
  • 300ml Double Cream
  • Halloumi Cheese
  • Coke
  • Beers
  • Oragina
  • Sardines
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