Pointy Cabbage

I think a northerner has wandered in to my local Waitrose by mistake.

Poor fellow trying to fit in by ordering ‘Anchorvies’ and what he imagines to be posh greens like ‘Pointy cabbage’.

He clearly lets himself down when it comes to lubricant of choice. One can only hope that as the words “Why eye petal divent ya na, do you have any bread drippin’ love?” fell out of his lips. He was escorted from the premises forthwith:

  • Milk
  • Bread (both)
  • Anchorvies x 2
  • Cabbage (pointy) x 8
  • Mini New Pots x 2
  • Dripping (Beef)
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