Old Fashioned Contempt

On the face of it this reads like a sweet list for a kind old dear. But the cracks soon begin to show. The resentment from the author of the list towards Nan is clear.

I see a middle aged childless couple, desperate to get their hands on the old wrinkly’s money and holiday in the Maldives. But instead they are wiping arses and supplying Murray mints and anonymous ‘Old fashioned sweets’ laced with cheap comfort I shouldn’t wonder. I can almost hear them wondering: ‘Why wont the old biddy die?’. I say get it over with and stick her and her piss-stained knickers in a home:

Nan’s Shopping

  • 4 Plums
  • 2 x Milk
  • 1 x Bread
  • Actimel
  • 2 x Murray Mints
  • Fools
  • 1 x Old Fashioned Sweets
  • Fairy Liquid
  • 2 Radox Bath (creme)
  • Elnett Hairspray
  • 2 Boxes Long Matches
  • Cheap Comfort
  • Flash Kitchen
  • Toilet Rolls
  • Kitchen Rolls
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