As a dedicated father I hearby find the defendant guilty of pedocide and muderphiling.
Just the thought of this cold hearted elderly gentleman gently daubing the last bit of his Spag bol from his overly matted moustache, before preparing for his evenings ‘entertainment’ with a razor, baby wipes and a cheese slice is enough to turn your stomach:
- Spag Bol
- Baby Wipe
- Cheese Slice