Fart recipe

The old adage ‘it all goes to make a turd’ has never been truer, but in this case a massive stinking methane fueled cabbagy, eggy, cheesy, beany turd. This is textbook Mr Methane diet stuff. I would not like to be this gentleman’s underpants:

  • B***
  • Sandwich (egg)
  • Parmesan
  • Cabbage
  • Beans
  • [indecipherable]
  • Swats
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10 Responses to Fart recipe

  1. why should I tell you anything? Machine twat! says:

    The first B is obviously bread you fool!

  2. steandreassen says:

    I think the “indecipherable” word is plutonium – for more powerful farts.

  3. H says:

    top one is bread, obviously …

  4. Eileen says:

    Pretty sure that first one says ‘Bread’?

  5. hudders says:

    First word is bread.

  6. John says:

    I think the first item in the fart recipe is “Bud” as in the american beer.

  7. Og says:

    B*** is Bread???? Maybe

  8. List scribbler says:

    1st item – bread

  9. Douglas says:

    if the top item is “Bread” the bottom one is probably “sweets”.

  10. drjwilson says:

    First one is definitely bread, as others have said.
    Last one is sweets, I think.
    Indecipherable might be “2 of ” something?

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