Angry, angry man….

I can picture this poor man (I like to think of him as NIgel), he’s been here before. Lost in the meat aisle, frantically trying to remember if it was the ‘good stuff’ ham of the thinner than toilet paper ham he was supposed to get. When he gets home his wife is going to dish out a damn good thrashing and no mistake.

The pent up agression in NIgel is clear, most people give a tick or a simple cross through on the list. Not Nigel. Nigel likes to ‘remove’ the item. Much like he would like to go on a maniac killing spree ‘removing’ certain abusive wives.
The sort of wives that add this sheer amount of caveats. Just think of times that poor Nigel has gotten it wrong before. Little idiot. Doesn’t even know to get Birds Eye fish fingers. What a prick:

  • Dishwasher tablets
  • Baked Beans (Heinz reduced salt + sugar)
  • Shreddies/Cheerios/Museli/Bran Flakes
  • Milk Organic (Semi skimmed)
  • Soya Choc Milk
  • Organic Cheddar Cheese (1 x med) (1 x mild)
  • Bananas
  • Blackberries (office)
  • Raspberries
  • Ham (good stuff)
  • Fish Fingers (Birdseye)
  • Broad beans (frozen)
  • Whole Chicken (F/range)
  • Potatoes
  • Houmous (Plain)
  • Organic Carrots (LG bag)
  • Cucumber
  • Oatcakes (Nairns)
  • Brie
  • Tinned Tomatoes (Chopped)
  • Bread (Plain)
  • Fresh fruit juice (2 x A/M 1 x A) offer x 3 £4
  • Ella’s Kitchen Fruit Smoothies (Red)
  • Fruits of 5 (In jelly section)
  • Giant Pretzels
  • Watermelon
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2 Responses to Angry, angry man….

  1. Lurker says:

    Oh no! He forgot the water melon!

    Poor poor Nigel.

  2. Twotoneblue says:

    Poor nigel was last seen perching on the edge of the top floor of the multi-storey car park!

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